1. |
I Am Scared Of Women
03:02
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I ain't afraid of outer space
I ain't afraid of the sea
I ain't afraid of spiders
Or of intimacy
I ain't afraid of stray dogs
I ain't afraid of ennui
I ain't afraid of thirteen
But women terrify me
I am scared of women
Women are scared of me
I will try to leave you alone
If you'll just let me be
I am scared of women
Women are scared of me
It's not weird, I swear to god
I just have anxiety
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2. |
Machinery
02:41
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I don't know how anything works
It's so complicated
All of my fancy shit
Please help me out
I have fourteen laptops
Six thousand TVs
I don't understand a bit
Please help me out
What does this thing do?
x4
How do you build a phone?
How do you get to space?
How the fuck does my camera recognize my face?
How does a guitar work?
How do records play?
I don't get the stuff I use every single day
Everything's automated
More shit I don't understand
What even is a microwave
Please help me out
I just press the on button
Everything gets to work
Don't forget to save
Please help me out
What does this thing do?
x4
How do you build a phone?
How do you get to space?
How the fuck does my camera recognize my face?
How does a guitar work?
How do records play?
I don't get the stuff I use every single day
What the fuck is the internet?
How do I go online
What am I doing here
Please help me out
Was I supposed to learn this
Or does nobody else know
I live in constant fear
Please help me out
What does this thing do?
x4
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3. |
The Hambone Holler
02:58
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Out with the boys on a lovely Friday night
The gin is real shitty but I guess the beer's alright
Down at the cabin, just me and my droogs
Got booze, got smokes and a pack of hoot doogs
Raccoon in the window and some shitty tunes on
Gotta work tomorrow but I'll be up until dawn
Keefe's playing guitar with a bucket on his head
Kbam's crying in his beer and I think that Bin is dead
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4. |
Piss Death
02:34
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Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
Please do not ask me
I do not know why
Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
The only things connecting
Souls like you and I
Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
Please do not ask me
I do not know why
Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
The only things connecting
Souls like you and I
Why is one born to piss?
Why is one born to die?
Why does one feel these needs?
When we take our first breath?
Questions can't be answered
Words cannot be said
The endless mystery
Of what we call piss death
Piss death piss death
Piss death piss death
Piss death piss death
Piss death piss death
Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
Please do not ask me
I do not know why
Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
The only things connecting
Souls like you and I
Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
Please do not ask me
I do not know why
Everyone has to piss
Everyone has to die
The only things connecting
Souls like you and I
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5. |
The Stevenson Step
02:22
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I dunno anyone who can do
The Stevenson Step
It requires a lot of alcohol
And a whole lot of pep
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6. |
Take My Guts
01:42
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Take my guts
Take them please
Intestines are
My currency
Take my guts
Take them please
Intestines are
My currency
No man I don't want your guts alright
C'mon man seriously just put em back
I swear to god I don't want your guts dude
Just stuff em back up in your gut hole
Take my guts
Take them please
Intestines are
My currency
Take my guts
Take them please
Intestines are
My currency
Jesus Christ dude get em out of my face
What the fuck am I even supposed to do with your guts
Holy shit I do NOT want your guts, man
You and your guts need to get out of here, bud
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7. |
Rat Pope
03:54
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All day long I toil and I sweat
Delicately cleaning every dish that I get
Someone's gotta do it and it might as well be me
But no one ever treats me respectfully
Tiniest Kahuna, low man on the pole
Just because I'm wrist deep in someone's chili bowl
All that I deserve is minimum wage
I feel trapped like a rat in a cage
Snake in the grass
Nipping at your heel
Pain in the ass
Not even real
Son of a bitch
Daughter of a cunt
The opposite of rich
Incapable runt
Psychedelic dipshit
Real piece of work
Useless fucking tidbit
Real fucking jerk
Man among gods
Absolute dope
Snorting soap pods
RAT POPE
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8. |
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I HATE JUNKYARD DAVE
Dwelling in the junkyard
Halfway cross town
Lives an evil bastard
I'd like to take down
His name is Dave
And he took my wife
For this reason
I'm gonna end his life
He kidnapped her
While I was asleep
The whole town hates him
We know he's a creep
I hate his guts
And I'm gonna eat his heart
He's the one who made my marriage
Start to fall apart
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Fuckstick Chuck is a friend of mine
He smells kinda funny but he dresses real fine
He likes to cook and he likes to eat
He spends all day just playing with meat
He's got an apron and steel-toe shoes
He likes his weed, but not his booze
He's four hundred pounds of absolute joy
Fuckstick Chuck is my favorite boy
He's a stick you fuck and his name is Chuck
His balls are stuck and his dick is tucked
Nobody knows how many dick's he's sucked
But just your luck it's Fuckstick Chuck
x4
Fuckstick Chuck is a mighty good cook
He likes TV but hasn't read one book
His hip is fucked but he doesn't give a shit
He hates his job but he'll never quit
Feed him corned beef if you wanna have fun
Milkshakes too, but then you'd better run
His big ol' noggin is bald as fuck
But there's no one I love like Fuckstick Chuck
FUCKSTICK.......CHUCK
x1000
He's a stick you fuck and his name is Chuck
His balls are stuck and his dick is tucked
Nobody knows how many dick's he's sucked
But just your luck it's Fuckstick Chuck
x4
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10. |
Hot Garbage
03:28
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I
Am the grossest man alive
I
Have an IQ of five
I
Am a real piece of shit
I
Deserve to have my wrists slit
I am an asshole
I am a fuckwad
I am a cumrag
I am a dumbass
I am a moron
I am a jizzbag
I
Have no self-esteem
I
Is a letter in "team"
I
Can't afford to move
I
Have a lot to prove
I am an asshole
I am a fuckwad
I am a cumrag
I am a dumbass
I am a moron
I am a jizzbag
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11. |
Sweat
02:12
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I went to my therapist, she said I was sick
No one but the doctor ever touches my dick
I've got a shitty job and I'm failing out of school
Every girl I've ever loved has just played me like a fool
Ooh
I can't play guitar and I can't play the bass
My hair is falling out and I've got a wonky face
I've got a massive gut and some hairy man-jugs
Worst of it all, I don't even do drugs
Ooh
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The Love Team Watertown, New York
Northern New York's worst stoner metal project
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