The Ballad Of Fuckstick Chuck

from Dirtbag Metal by The Love Team

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Fuckstick Chuck is a friend of mine
He smells kinda funny but he dresses real fine
He likes to cook and he likes to eat
He spends all day just playing with meat
He's got an apron and steel-toe shoes
He likes his weed, but not his booze
He's four hundred pounds of absolute joy
Fuckstick Chuck is my favorite boy

He's a stick you fuck and his name is Chuck
His balls are stuck and his dick is tucked
Nobody knows how many dick's he's sucked
But just your luck it's Fuckstick Chuck
x4

Fuckstick Chuck is a mighty good cook
He likes TV but hasn't read one book
His hip is fucked but he doesn't give a shit
He hates his job but he'll never quit
Feed him corned beef if you wanna have fun
Milkshakes too, but then you'd better run
His big ol' noggin is bald as fuck
But there's no one I love like Fuckstick Chuck

FUCKSTICK.......CHUCK
x1000

He's a stick you fuck and his name is Chuck
His balls are stuck and his dick is tucked
Nobody knows how many dick's he's sucked
But just your luck it's Fuckstick Chuck
x4

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from Dirtbag Metal, released April 23, 2018

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